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  • Unsaid Promises You’ve Made to your Best Friend

    americantwentynothings:

    Having best friends is great. Your twenties would be no fun without having someone to care about your well-being…

    Someone who cares about your future: “You have ten minutes to change out of your yoga pants, we’re going out… do you want to die alone?”  

    about your health: “Okay so, if we split the chocolate lava cake, it’s not that bad, right?”

    about your career: “Are you still talking to that cute guy in Accounting?”

    And in return, you make a promise to do the same. You may never say them aloud (probably because they sound really effing stupid),  but below you’ll find a small sampler of the subconscious promises you’ve made to your bestie.

    Promise #1: You post it, I like it.

    Oh you posted something on social media? Like. Favorite. RT. Done. Am I tagged? Do I think it’s funny? Do I even understand it? Doesn’t matter.

    Promise #2: Whether or not I’ve ever met them… If you hate them, I’ll come up with a hundred examples of why they are the worst. 

    Your co-worker that makes you feel stupid.  The bagger at Whole Foods who rolls his eyes every time you forget your cloth bags. Your loser ex-boyfriend. THEY SUCK.

    Promise #3: I promise to have vodka in my freezer.

    I mean, that’s just pretty standard.

    Promise #4: If I’m in the same city, I promise I will pick you up from a disastrous situation… and if it’s really bad, we can make a pit-stop at my freezer (see Promise #3).

    Maybe it’s raining, you have no umbrella, and you spent A LOT of time on your hair this morning… or maybe you woke up in an “unfamiliar location” in last night’s outfit. A boring party, an awful date. Give me five minutes.

    Promise #5: Professional Text Message Analyst at your service.  I’ll even help from long distance, thank God for screenshots.

    "How many exclamation points?!" " Was there an emoji, or no?" "Wait, no don’t respond." "Ew why did he say that?"

    Promise #6: I will not let you walk out of the house looking like an idiot.                   

    Wedges or sandals, gold or silver, dress or jeans? I got you. And I’m not afraid to say “umm, maybe don’t wear that.”  Because it’s better me sayin’ it, than everyone else thinkin’ it.

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    It took BFFs Amy and Tina over an hour to decide on this matching sparkly gold ensemble. Solid delivery on Promise #6. 

    This is all true.

    10 months ago   •   208,276 notes   •   VIA: elvenbutterflies   •   SOURCE: phasmidhugs
  • phasmidhugs:

    If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

    This was perfect.

    10 months ago   •   1,772 notes   •   VIA: skierank   •   SOURCE: sherlock-hannibal
  • sherlock-deduce-the-rude:

    The continuation of Benedict and the otter memes :)

    I love that we can see his lisp in the last gif

    I’m glad he’s as amused by the otters as Tumblr is.

    10 months ago   •   445,709 notes   •   VIA:   •   SOURCE: ahandsomestark
    • Tumblr app: I'm done loading
    • Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
    • Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
    10 months ago   •   383,205 notes   •   VIA: faiwylouis   •   SOURCE: loveandtomfoolery
  • You realize you are not alone, right? No one in their twenties has life figured out. It’s okay to be a mess. You’re living.

     - (via lacohan)
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  • citadel dlc: party dance - part 1

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  • While my son Henry is very bright, he is also three and a half years old, so he rarely says things that really surprise me because I taught him all of the words he knows.

    Because apparently my people enjoy digging holes in Swedish beaches. Who knew, right?

    1 year ago   •   14,794 notes   •   VIA: skierank   •   SOURCE: flowerkirks
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  • something-burrowed-and-blue:

    MISHA FUCKING COLLINS EVERYONE

    That time that Tumblr had a seizure and the fandom exploded. Glad I came back in time for this.

    1 year ago   •   5,589 notes   •   VIA: holyshititsafandom   •   SOURCE: hearthorne
  • fire is catching

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  • pointyearedelvishprinceling:

    The Firstborn meme

    4/5 characters ~ Elrond

    1 year ago   •   13,761 notes   •   VIA: elvenbutterflies   •   SOURCE: waywarders
  • 1 year ago   •   1,237 notes   •   VIA: elvenbutterflies   •   SOURCE: elvenbutterflies
  • The moment we’ve all been waiting for! My day with (some) of The Hobbit cast! Make-a-Wish style~

    elvenbutterflies:

    *Takes deep breath* SO

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    This makes me so happy to read (: